It's So Pretty

Fucking flowers, who asked you anyway?

Yay! Except that flower's a goddamn liar. This isn't the same old bullshit! This is brand spanking new bullshit! And it's shiny bullshit to boot!

So in case you're blind or something and don't regularly check my blog (and who honestly doesn't have this site bookmarked by now?), then you may have noticed something somewhat different as you desperately smashed F5 hoping for a new update. The whole site got updated! I was previously using a pretty cool template I got off of this site, but decided with a change in my own attitude in order to post more often that a change in the site itself was in order. I found a pretty neat new template, and after about 2 hours now of fiddling with the coding to make things the way I want them to be, I can proudly say that this site hopefully doesn't look like shit! Not that it necessarily looked like shit before, mind you. And here is a brief list of some of these new features that hopefully don't suck!

• Shiny new web page design, including a new background and other stuff!
• All the header links should actually work now!
• Did away with the comments RSS feed (because no one comments here anyway)!
• Fun new sidebar tabs!
• A comment counter to the side of each post (to further emotionally kick myself in the groin about no one reading my shit)!
• A renewed interest in writing (yeah right)!
• Probably tons of bugs I'll find about and cry over later because I don't know how to fix them!

So go forth, my four or five readers! Go forth, and enjoy, for you have been blessed with a gift, a particularly rare one indeed.

That gift, is the gift of a new, shinier, internet me.

You're welcome.